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@urlyman Come on , you can't leave out Maggie Thatcher, weighing in at (I believe) a whopping 86 lettuces?
@at @Thebratdragon @urlyman A cat, a mouse, and a lettuce walk into Downing Street No. 10...
@TomF obviously if it describes how wiiiiide something is, you can spell it as wiidth 🤷
The UK goes through 5 prime ministers in 4 years, while Italy has had the same prime minister for 4 years, what the heck is going on 🫣
This used to be the other way round, we've really crossed over into the mirror universe at some point, haven't we 😑
@phf That comes close 😇
@phf I admit I am curious 😉 (but it does seem like most of these platforms are very US-centric)
Er der noget som "ratemyprofessor" for danske studerende? Asking for a friend 😇
@ifixcoinops brb, tipping some sulphuric acid into the back of the fridge
@ifixcoinops too late 😳🫣🤢
@mhoye lolwut. That's a mouse?
"Premium Edition: now with adjustable sound effects and recoil from .22 cal. to .50 cal. (use with caution)"
@thedansimonson calling Nvidia premium support because my datacenter has been absorbed by Chthulhu 🤷
@klausman +1 for the slightly bulging top 👌
@cstross oh wow, I would not have expected "boringly normal" 😁 Cheers!
@cstross What, no Augustiner? 😉🍻
@ricci @alice I absolutely still don't get the point of these. You can't farm engagement and ad clicks on the Fediverse? 🤔
@benbe accidentally summon Chthulhu by adding a rogue & 🫣
@aburka @randahl I'm pretty sure he won't. Reason: it would lose him the last allies he has left, particularly China.
@irene pushing me dangerously close to reply guy territory here 😅