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@GhostOnTheHalfShell @mattblaze TBH, I feel like the USA's best chance is if Trump continues to randomly fuck things up until the midterms. He's more than welcome to bite the dust afterwards.

@feliks Pretty sure that's the Stanford Bunny 🤓

RE: https://mastodon.world/@jeffowski/116331156065145886
As opposed to other years, where we just get regular Zombie Jesus 🧟 🤷
(Your annual reminder that Christianity, and especially Catholicism, is basically a weird-ass creepy zombie cult that just happened to go mainstream at some point.)
#easter #religion

@vk5qi This is the future 👌

@fleaz "This week's weather was presented by ExxonMobil and Shell." 😑

@jmkorhonen.fi There's a whole horror franchise about Frankenstein 2.0 and irradiated body parts behind that sign. Paging @cstross .

@th @bert_hubert The sea is a harsh mistress 🤷

@th @GreatDismal I absolutely want my own math dealer now.

@BasicAppleGuy In our old computer lab, we had a Power Mac G5 form an important structural part of the lab sofa 👌

@cwebber Glorious. I'm wondering, though: why does someone with obviously limited programming experience decide to vibe-code a C allocator, of all things? The sense, it does not make. 🤔

@p_calleri Hauptsächlich ein Indikator dafür, wen Matthias Döpfner mag und wen nicht 🤷

@azonenberg No trigger warning? On that sort of content? SRSLY? 🙄😉

@ricci I recently listened to "American Idiot" again and boy is it timely 🙄

@linuzifer Merz hat IMHO zwei Prinzipien:
1. Was macht das mit meinem Aktienpaket?
2. Was hätte Merkel getan? -> Gegenteil machen. 🤷

@georgetakei *sigh* Venti Lattes in thermo mugs are also not in the Bible, and yet... 🙄

@passwordsarehard4 @georgetakei

@Koffeinpiratin (Natürlich verkürzt, IIRC hatte Merkel auch kein Problem mit der Vorratsdatenspeicherung...)

@Koffeinpiratin Merz kurz erklärt: "Was würde Merkel tun?" -> Gegenteil machen. 🙄

@daviddlevine ow ow ow 😖

@teotwaki @randahl ... which reminds me: what happened to Nye Borgerlige? They just... vanished?