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Has anyone found a plausible explanation for why Trump is apparently sabotaging his own MOU with Iran before it's even halfway out of the gate? Did some right-wing talk radio nutjob call him out for not being tough enough, or has Putin complained about oil prices going down? The mind, it boggles... 🙄
@johl Chapeau, Berliner und Münchner in einem Streich beleidigt 😁👌
As a longtime member of our student association, I came back to the office after the summer break and noticed a bulging pack of iced tea on the window sill that had been fermenting in the sun for some weeks. 🫣
So I fetch a big wastebin, open the lid and put it next to the iced tea. Then v-e-r-y carefully pick up the pack and move it over the bin, drop it, and immediately slam the lid shut.
Half a second later, a distinct poof from inside. Felt like a bomb defuser 😎
@zzt not entirely undeserved, I might add 🙄
@thewetmale I'm mostly missing the context here (some right-wing nutjob I guess), but I just wanted to say I really appreciate Australian swearing, second to none 👌
@denzilferreira Awesome, thanks!
Mickey 17 (2025, Netflix).
Mickey is an Expendable in a space colony, which means he gets all the dangerous shit jobs and when he inevitably croaks, they just print a new clone of him. Unfortunately, #17 actually happens to survive an encounter with the local aliens but as everyone assumed he's turned into lunch, he now has to compete with #18...
Slightly messy blend of rom-com, slapstick, sci-fi, and social commentary, with a great Robert Pattinson.
7/10.
@altbot @bauchhaus absolut korrekt und gleichzeitig völlige Themaverfehlung, Peak AI 👌
@GeriAQuin excellent #lifehack 👌
@slothrop hier war gestern nach Farbe sortieren angesagt 😉 #sommerferien
@teotwaki @SecureOwl this is left to the imagination of the reader 😖🫣
The teenager told me today that I look like a "Discord mod". That's a good thing, right? 🤔
The Rip (2026, Netflix).
5 cops follow an anonymous tip and discover 20 Megadollars in cash at a run-down house. Everyone is suspecting everybody else of trying to steal the money and the backstabbing begins.
Very solid police thriller that gives Matt Damon and Ben Affleck a chance to shine as actors (and not just action-movie eye candy). Probably need to watch it twice, though, once you know the resolution.
8/10.
@RikerGoogling oh rats I can hear this post playing in my head 😖🎵🎶
@urlyman Come on , you can't leave out Maggie Thatcher, weighing in at (I believe) a whopping 86 lettuces?
@at @Thebratdragon @urlyman A cat, a mouse, and a lettuce walk into Downing Street No. 10...
@TomF obviously if it describes how wiiiiide something is, you can spell it as wiidth 🤷
The UK goes through 5 prime ministers in 4 years, while Italy has had the same prime minister for 4 years, what the heck is going on 🫣
This used to be the other way round, we've really crossed over into the mirror universe at some point, haven't we 😑
@phf That comes close 😇