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(With sincere apologies to any true Scots here on the Fediverse 😉)
#scotland

- A'ight laddie, what's the cinch?
- Navcom is busted, sir, wants to route us right through the center of Betelgeuse.
- <stares>
- What? There was an update to qOS 4.2---
- It's a _quontum_ computer laddie, ye cannae jus' update when it's in superposition, it's noo runnin' both! Ye'll got tae rollback two versions, collapse it, an' then update again. Might still let ye keep yer holodeck time if ye manage 'fore the captain's back from her meetin' with Starfleet Command.
#microfiction #startrek

Wie außerordentlich überraschend. Wenn man eine unangenehme Kandidatin mit Gerüchten und Rufmord zum Wackeln bekommt, warum dann nicht gleich zwei? 😑
"Ins Visier rechter Posts und Wortmeldungen gerät zusehends auch die ebenso nominierte Staatsrechtlerin Ann-Katrin Kaufhold aus München. So nannte AfD-Vize Stephan Brandner sie eine "Befürworterin staatlicher Enteignungen mit großer Nähe zum linksgrünen Milieu" und "untragbar". "
https://www.tagesschau.de/inland/brosius-gersdorf-erzbischof-goessl-telefonat-100.html
#FraukeBrosiusGersdorf #bverfg

@cwebber Had the same cursed idea, but never figured out where to put the mouse buttons and scroll wheel... 🤔

@grimalkina [admittedly, TL;DR]: I assume this is not something inherent to the teaching methods, but rather just the (*) teachers' bias rubbing off on the students?
(*) male?

@steely_glint This post (and the archaeological strata that form our tech stack) has been inspiring: https://hci.social/@floe/114862168308295596

- Great Technomancer, I keep waking up every day and think I live in ancient times!
- Let me guess, you keep thinking it's January 1st, 1970? You're not the first, it's those knockoff implants from Antarctica. 64 bits for a nanosecond counter, when will they ever learn... anyway, easy fix, listen up: PLUS PLUS PLUS
<blank stare>
AT+ENV,BASEDATE=2262-04-17
ATO
<blinks rapidly> Huh, what?
- No worries, should be good for another 300 years or so. That's 50 Newro, thanks.
#microfiction #scifi

@briankrebs Maybe try telling Trump that Biden regularly drank water in hot weather? It's worth a shot 🤷

@camwilson brilliant 👌

@endocrimes look Ma, I can do caustics now!

@ewolff Das Timing der Plagiatsvorwürfe ist schon sehr interessant. Ich wäre wirklich neugierig, wie Stefan Weber dazu kam, a) genau diese Dissertation sich anzusehen, und b) vor allem dann genau am Donnerstag Abend darüber zu twittern... 🤔

@renardboy there's a German proverb which loosely translates as "what does the oak care about the pig rubbing against its bark" and I've always aspired to be the oak 👍

@xgebi @thomasfuchs I think it's linked in this post: https://meow.social/@mimir/114830736606472025

@electron_greg Nice! What sort of serial terminal is that?

@SonstHarmlos screw Australia 🤷

@cstross "crime, failing schools, collapsing hospitals, and total social dysfunction". So... the status quo? 😑

@Unixbigot I can relate. 😁

I have a supremely annoying issue with Pihole and one specific Android device, which _sometimes_ decides that a Wifi connection which uses Pihole as DNS server doesn't have Internet access and silently switches back to mobile data.
Does anyone happen to know which specific Android component does this "Internet access" check? I'm a little lost about what to look for in the torrent of logcat data...
(It's DNS. It's always DNS. 😑)
#pihole #android #dns #itsalwaysdns

Hej #danmark ! Jeg ville gerne administrere begge mine danske og tyske bankkonti med #opensource software som GNUCash or Hibiscus. Men den ser ud, som Danske Bank har ingen interface som HBCI eller OFX? Jeg er ikke så vild med bruge CSV files til det, er der andre løsninger?
#banking

@bruces I think it's kind of a branding thing now. Synonymous with "displeased the Great Czar Vlad".