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20261018-174903

@cliffle it's the last part that always trips me up 🤷

20261017-205923

@ret why would you ever evolve Garlic

20261017-181821

@datarama javascript was a mistake 🙄

20261017-084848

Just got a very underhanded burn from our IT guy who sent me an email that he had placed the hardware I ordered in my office, closing with "I hope you'll find it 😉".

Yes, I know I need to tidy up, thank you very much 🙄

20261017-072339

@mdhughes wait, no Rammstein? 🤔

20261017-045721

@azonenberg weapons-grade tea

20261017-044455

My favourite game on each platform I've owned.

: Fingers Malone
: Robot Rascals
: North & South
: Tetris
: SMB3
: Afterburner
: F-Zero
: Doom
: Wii Sports Resort
: Half-Life
(?): Portal

(via @zorrobandito and @davetansley )

20261017-043054

@anneapplebaum.wsocial.eu looking at the current crude oil prices, that won't help him much 🙄

20261017-042452

@acsawdey @sundogplanets my thinking exactly 😁

20261016-154535

@leyrer My wife got a HP Sprocket a long time ago - had to swap out the battery at some point, but it's been working nicely for years. Of course, the paper is priced similarly to printer ink 🙄

20261016-070223

I've mostly been able to watch the current world-wide shitshow with some cynical detachment, but the last two days have absolutely boiled my piss. 🤬

To spell it out: Trump and Musk have actively helped Putin kill Ukrainian civilians. It's as simple as that.

Particularly regarding Musk, any money that is still spent on Tesla, Starlink, Twitter, etc. will indirectly end up aiding Putin. Just stop.

20261015-082600

@leyrer @isotopp Ich war vor langer Zeit mal im Computer History Museum und hab das Original gesehen! *gänsehaut* 😍

20261015-082447

@0xabad1dea @ddr I'm honestly curious: how much food does he eat in a day? It's gotta be at least on the order of 5 kg or so?

20261015-064413

@berlinfokus CDU-Ausschluss wann? 🙄

20261015-055757

@backupbear always remember that an average IQ of 100 means half of the population is below that line 🫣

20261014-184556

@Lapizistik Ich glaube fast, es ist noch einfacher: die meisten Durchschnittsmenschen sehen sich halt insgeheim lieber als Elon Musk anstatt als Alkoholiker unter der Brücke, und handeln dann so, wie sie sich ihre vermeintliche Zukunft wünschen?

(Natürlich sind die allermeisten sehr viel näher an Szenario 2 als an 1, aber das wird wohl erfolgreich verdrängt 🤷)

20261014-131848

@oots I've done some armchair maths on this a long time ago and the only way this could conceivably work is a "barrel" somewhere around 100 km length and the "muzzle" located on the top of Mt. Everest. Even then, not suitable for humans and needs an evacuated barrel with some magic ultra high speed airlock at the end.

20261014-073656

@kattascha "Aber die Linke!!11!einself" 🙄

20261013-075026

So I've seen a lot of anecdotes floating around that the Ukrainian strike on Yandex datacenters turned off a bunch of right-wing troll traffic, but does anyone have some more concrete data to support this, like e.g. a timeline of hashtag usage?