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@teotwaki @SecureOwl this is left to the imagination of the reader 😖🫣
The teenager told me today that I look like a "Discord mod". That's a good thing, right? 🤔
The Rip (2026, Netflix).
5 cops follow an anonymous tip and discover 20 Megadollars in cash at a run-down house. Everyone is suspecting everybody else of trying to steal the money and the backstabbing begins.
Very solid police thriller that gives Matt Damon and Ben Affleck a chance to shine as actors (and not just action-movie eye candy). Probably need to watch it twice, though, once you know the resolution.
8/10.
@RikerGoogling oh rats I can hear this post playing in my head 😖🎵🎶
@urlyman Come on , you can't leave out Maggie Thatcher, weighing in at (I believe) a whopping 86 lettuces?
@at @Thebratdragon @urlyman A cat, a mouse, and a lettuce walk into Downing Street No. 10...
@TomF obviously if it describes how wiiiiide something is, you can spell it as wiidth 🤷
The UK goes through 5 prime ministers in 4 years, while Italy has had the same prime minister for 4 years, what the heck is going on 🫣
This used to be the other way round, we've really crossed over into the mirror universe at some point, haven't we 😑
@phf That comes close 😇
@phf I admit I am curious 😉 (but it does seem like most of these platforms are very US-centric)
Er der noget som "ratemyprofessor" for danske studerende? Asking for a friend 😇
@ifixcoinops brb, tipping some sulphuric acid into the back of the fridge
@ifixcoinops too late 😳🫣🤢
@mhoye lolwut. That's a mouse?
"Premium Edition: now with adjustable sound effects and recoil from .22 cal. to .50 cal. (use with caution)"
@thedansimonson calling Nvidia premium support because my datacenter has been absorbed by Chthulhu 🤷
@klausman +1 for the slightly bulging top 👌
@cstross oh wow, I would not have expected "boringly normal" 😁 Cheers!