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Mickey 17 (2025, Netflix).
Mickey is an Expendable in a space colony, which means he gets all the dangerous shit jobs and when he inevitably croaks, they just print a new clone of him. Unfortunately, #17 actually happens to survive an encounter with the local aliens but as everyone assumed he's turned into lunch, he now has to compete with #18...
Slightly messy blend of rom-com, slapstick, sci-fi, and social commentary, with a great Robert Pattinson.
7/10.
#movies #nanoreview

@altbot @bauchhaus absolut korrekt und gleichzeitig völlige Themaverfehlung, Peak AI 👌

@GeriAQuin excellent #lifehack 👌

@slothrop hier war gestern nach Farbe sortieren angesagt 😉 #sommerferien

@teotwaki @SecureOwl this is left to the imagination of the reader 😖🫣

The teenager told me today that I look like a "Discord mod". That's a good thing, right? 🤔
#parenting

The Rip (2026, Netflix).
5 cops follow an anonymous tip and discover 20 Megadollars in cash at a run-down house. Everyone is suspecting everybody else of trying to steal the money and the backstabbing begins.
Very solid police thriller that gives Matt Damon and Ben Affleck a chance to shine as actors (and not just action-movie eye candy). Probably need to watch it twice, though, once you know the resolution.
8/10.
#movies #nanoreview

@gabrielesvelto

@RikerGoogling oh rats I can hear this post playing in my head 😖🎵🎶

@urlyman Come on , you can't leave out Maggie Thatcher, weighing in at (I believe) a whopping 86 lettuces?

@at @Thebratdragon @urlyman A cat, a mouse, and a lettuce walk into Downing Street No. 10...

@TomF obviously if it describes how wiiiiide something is, you can spell it as wiidth 🤷

The UK goes through 5 prime ministers in 4 years, while Italy has had the same prime minister for 4 years, what the heck is going on 🫣
This used to be the other way round, we've really crossed over into the mirror universe at some point, haven't we 😑
#EUPOL #ukpol #itpol

@phf That comes close 😇

@phf I admit I am curious 😉 (but it does seem like most of these platforms are very US-centric)

Er der noget som "ratemyprofessor" for danske studerende? Asking for a friend 😇 
#academia #dk #denmark #danmark

@zeux @rygorous updated version by @lritter :

@ifixcoinops brb, tipping some sulphuric acid into the back of the fridge

@ifixcoinops too late 😳🫣🤢

@mhoye lolwut. That's a mouse? 
"Premium Edition: now with adjustable sound effects and recoil from .22 cal. to .50 cal. (use with caution)"