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Going to the bathroom is a great way to make sure all the delivery services will simultaneously try to beat down your door 😑

@jasongorman That's a solid plot twist right there 👌

More working stuff from the dumpster:
- TWO FULL BLOWN 40" SMART TVs (!!! 🤯)
(to be continued... 😲)

@kevinschaper @jonny You had me at "LED ground effects" 👌

@Lapizistik Chuck Norris putzt morgens mit Elmex.

@ergative Yeah, been there. 😑

@JanetSiegmund Absolutely! It's _always_ R2. 😑

I'm pretty certain my personal supervillain origin story starts with a paper rejection. 🤯👿
#academia

@azonenberg @infosecdj https://youtu.be/SMldC5_M22E

@Eg0nJN Little demon on your shoulder: "But it's a steeeeeelboooooook...." 😈

@tante I applaud your tenacity. Last time I was considering an EU grant application, I began reading the relevant documents for the process and my eyes soon started to try and rotate inwards by 180°. So utterly incomprehensible. 🥴

@jovermeulen I absolutely do, I can't be bothered with algorithmic social media anymore, it's obviously way too bad for my self-regulation 😑
Also, as someone preaching decentralisation for a while now, I sorta feel obliged to stick with it, even if there's an occasional rough patch 👍

@lauren Somewhere out beyond the Oort cloud floats a bunch of signs that basically say "DANGER PRIMATES WITH NUKES". This is the solution to the Fermi paradox 🤷

@bkeegan @andresmh ~65 °C is pretty solid 👌 I'll point out, though, that my grandpa's barn nearly caught fire once upon a time due to a very actively fermenting haystack 😬

@Kurt Android as well, though 😑

@abulling Ich bin recht zuversichtlich, dass die Ein-Prozent-Partei auch im Wahlergebnis ungefähr da landet. Leider sind die meisten Turbo-Egoisten, die sie bisher gewählt hatten, wohl inzwischen zur AfD abgewandert... 😑

@Dtl A dried date, I'm guessing?

@randahl I'm a bit surprised he didn't fuck off to Teheran, though?

@derPUPE @cstross  Since cats are actually just 3-dimensional projections of Great Old Ones, this makes sense.

@revolvermann Seems to have turned off the transponder near Tartus naval base?