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20260428-191135

@GyrosGeier I've been fiddling with this on and off for a week now, and I'm very close to concluding that you absolutely cannot avoid Gradle once your project uses the androidx.* libraries. πŸ˜‘ Never seen a worse case of dependency hell 😱

20260428-172221

@loechti @abulling oh nice, thanks! (and actually from one of our AAU colleagues no less πŸ‘)

20260428-122328

@abulling Ooh, interesting question - no idea TBH, but that would make a lot of sense πŸ‘

20260428-121339

Hah, just figured out that the πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’« emoji is actually a sort of ligature from 😡 and πŸ’«, with (I'm guessing) the infamous zero-width joiner in between?

20260428-053312

@weirdunits sounds like an interesting liquor πŸ€”

20260427-195522

@admin @maschinenraum Great, thanks - let me know if there's any news!

20260427-155643

@admin any chance you'll be enabling sign-ups at your instance again soon? Have a friend from Weimar who'd like to create an account...

20260427-120010

@SpaetzleGrab Na danke. πŸ˜‘πŸ˜œ

20260427-064311

@abulling *slow clap* πŸ‘πŸ™„

20260427-061707

Chuck Norris actually died last year, Death first needed to work up the courage to tell him.

20260426-190538

@Strandjunker I do wonder who'd be dumb enough to play the stooge for the likes of him, though. πŸ€”

20260426-144655

For the last 10 minutes, Gemini has just been stuck in a loop of deleting the whole .idea folder and running "gradlew help". Kudos, Gradle, you have managed to drive the AI insane πŸ‘Œ

20260426-064214

@jeppe @keepandroidopen On top, the verification "AI" seems incapable of understanding Danish yellow cards. I could only get verified after several attempts when I used my ancient German driver's licence. πŸ™„

20260425-212505

P.P.S. The victory for Gemini did not last, one Android Studio restart later, we're back to inscrutable "Gradle project sync failed" errors. πŸ™„ This stack is so fragile you can't even look at it wrong. Next step is probably sacrificing a black rooster over the build configuration or something πŸ‘Ώ

20260425-060439

@brett curious to know as well, I've occasionally used one but never got the hang of it πŸ€”

20260425-055751

@SmudgeTheInsultCat I'm in this post and I don't like it. πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‰

20260424-062145

@GhostOnTheHalfShell "pumpkin spice Palpatine" nearly had me snort out my morning coffee, kudos πŸ‘Œ

20260423-214920

@rygorous @lritter the kid recently summarised the entire Greek mythology in one sentence: "Sadly, Zeus couldn't keep it in his pants." 🀷

20260423-153711

@thomasfuchs something something Soviet Russia πŸͺ†